I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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