I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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