She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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