Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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