Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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