I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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