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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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