thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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