singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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