you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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