Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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