i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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