You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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