Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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