It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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