doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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