even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
His hands were made for my vagina.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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