I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
why do cheetos always look like penises
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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