Will you blow on my dice?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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