Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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