Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
