I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
