Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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