all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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