Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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