I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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