guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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