we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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