Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
why didn't you poke me back
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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