Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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