gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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