it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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