only if we run a train.
done.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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