Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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