It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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