i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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