Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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