I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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