Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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