I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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