I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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