I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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