First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This is my gift to your gina
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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