So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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