Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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