it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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