Porn is love you can see.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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