You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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