He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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