doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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