just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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