There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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