wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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