i think my mom watched the whole time
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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