i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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